20 Things I Learned On Supernatural

1. Any door, no matter how sturdy looking, can be kicked in.
2. All locks can be picked in under 10 seconds.
3. It is perfectly acceptable for a grown man to scream like a little girl.
4. Rare occult texts are easy to come by at your local library.
5. Most angels are dicks.
6. A steady intake of burgers, pie, and greasy dinner food is a viable diet plan.
7. A ring of salt will protect you.
8. Death is a temporary condition.
9. Children and old people are inherently creepy. Also they are most likely demons.
10. The best way to win a fight is to lose your weapon. Bungee cords are for wusses.
11. Fight the fairies.
12.  Dragons are real.
13. Angels will not understand that reference.
14. You can drive anywhere in 2 days or less.
15. God is indifferent to sexual orientation, but hates politicians.
16. The DMV really is Hell on Earth.
17. Humans are the scariest monsters out there.
18. You can leave a string of bodies across the country as long as you are gone before the bodies are discovered.
19. Demons like french fries.
20. With enough smarts you can hack Heaven.